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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:26
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Do Republicans want to ban books and decide what your kids can and can’t read?
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What is the happy reality of our generation?
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
This supermassive black hole is eating way too quickly — and 'burping' at near-light speeds - Space
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
No go.
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Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Trump’s tax bill could raise taxes on foreign companies, hurting investment from abroad - AP News
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
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No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dicta numquam repudiandae corrupti labore ea facere.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Why did the UK Supreme Court rule that transgender women are not women?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
What are some lesser-known ingredients in skincare products that provide significant benefits?
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So they tried
No way